Quote Wednesday: Short Funny Quotes

Hello my favorite little munchkins. How are you all doing? I am doing well. I am on the third out of four days of finals this week. So I am almost done with school. I am so excited for this year to be done. Well just for tomorrow to be done so then I can get some sleep and relax and travel.

Anyways, why don’t we get ahead to this post???


1.”The road to success is always under construction.”

-Lily Tomlin

2.”All my life I’ve always wanted to be somebody. But I see now I should have been more specific.”

-Jane Wagner

3.”I worry whoever thought up the term “quality control” thought if we didn’t control it, it would get out of hand.”

4.”When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I’m beginning to believe it.”

5.”I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.”

6.”I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.”

-Pat Sajak

7.”The only power you have is the word ‘no’.”

-Frances McDormand

8.”Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms.”

Roy Lichtenstein

9.”Attempt to get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade.”

10.”I don’t like balance. Balance is not a word you can use in Versace fashion.”

-Donatella Versace

11.”Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.”

That is it. I really hope you all enjoyed reading this. 

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